Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Use Abbreviations Too Much

FYI TBH IDK if you do or not LOL, BTW I forgot I needed to go OMG, so BRB.

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2. Have a Bad Day

Very effective; curses the receiver of the insult to “have a bad day.”

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3. Earth Used to be Flat Until They Buried Your Mom

See also Obesity.

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4. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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5. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny insult.

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6. Expectations Were on the Ground and You Brought a Shovel

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8. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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9. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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10. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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