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Hirsute
To be hairy or fuzzy.
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Pornstaches
E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball.
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Nads
Unfortunately named hair removal product.
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Fingerstache
Mustache tattooed on the inside of the index finger. You hold it under your nose with the rest of your fingers closed against your palm.
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Pogonotrophy
Fancy word for the cultivation of a beard.
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