98 Entries Tagged “Dogs”

Funny Questions

1. Do dogs only lick us because they know we have bones inside?

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2026| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2026| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 8, 2026| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

5. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2025| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

6. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

Added by easyid on July 28, 2025| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What is a Dog’s Favorite Color?

Woof. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 28, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Dog Hardware, Cat Software

Also know as a fox. See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

9. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

―Nora Ephron. I feel this one. See also Dogs, Teenagers.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 31, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

10. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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