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Funny Insults

1. I'm Lactose Intolerance. You're Lactose and I'm Intolerance to You

Please shut up.

Added by Ural on April 19, 2024| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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2. Go into White Vans

You will ALWAYS get free candy/sweets

Added by Ural on April 18, 2024| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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3. I Don't Care How Nice the Hand Soap Smells; You Should Never Walk out of the Restroom Sniffing Your Finger.

I seriously don't care how good, don't smell it.

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4. The Kids Won't Move Back Home if They Can't Find It.

no seriously they won't.

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5. Remember, if You Bury a Body, Cover It with Endangered Plants, So It Will be Illegal for Anybody to Dig It Up.

They literally can't do anything about it.

Added by Ural on April 18, 2024| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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6. If You Teach a Man to Fish, You Feed Him for One Day. If You Feed Him to the Fish, He'll Never be Hungry Again.

It's common sense.

Added by Ural on April 18, 2024| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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7. If You Get a Loan at a Bank, You Pay It for 30 Years. If You Rob a Bank, You're out in Ten Years

It's actually quite easy

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8. If You Sleep Until Lunchtime, You Save on Breakfast

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9. Don't Sit On the Baby!: The Ultimate Guide to Sane, Skilled and Safe Babysitting

Common sense isn't so common.... I guess?

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10. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

I guess they have the same I.Q as you at least?

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