Anthony's Entries

31. "Text Me the Deets"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2013| 2 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

32. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle

You know who you are. See also Hippies.

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2013| Comment | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

33. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

Added by Anthony on October 19, 2013| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

35. Yahoo Serious

Australian actor famous for finger-in-an-electrical-socket hair and for appearing in the movie Young Einstein and on the cover of Time Magazine. See also 80's, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on September 7, 2013| Comment | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

36. Reading Sports Headlines Literally

For example, Costly Mistake for the Orioles. (Perhaps they flew north rather than south for the winter.) Or Pirates Lose Another Arm to Injury. See also Sports.

Added by Anthony on June 16, 2013| 2 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike

37. Time-Life Mysteries of the Unknown Shop

"Chicago. A man is about to get on a routine flight. Suddenly he pauses. He doesn't know why, but he's got to walk away. An hour later the plan goes down in flames. It's dismissed as chance." See also 80's, Commercials.

Added by Anthony on April 6, 2013| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

38. Strip Club Buffets

Fine dining at it's best.

Added by Anthony on January 26, 2013| 2 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

39. Backdoor Calamari

Pig rectum rings allegedly solid as imitation, deep-fried squid. See also Farming.

Added by Anthony on January 19, 2013| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

40. Wild Horses

According to popular song, animals inexplicably intent on tearing people apart. Dicks.

Added by Anthony on January 6, 2013| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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