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Funny People

41. Drawbridge Guarding Trolls

And requiring travelers to answer riddles before being allowed to cross. See also Monsters.

Added by Anthony on January 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

42. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

43. Cassingles

Also known as cassette singles and the original $.99 song. See also 80's, 90's, Music.

Added by Anthony on December 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

44. Filling Up on Bread

Added by Anthony on December 12, 2012| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

45. Mr. Rocky Books

Nickname given to a raccoon who sought shelter in a Queens, New York library during Hurricane Sandy and subsequently decided not to leave. See also Library.

Added by Anthony on December 2, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

46. Sleeping Nine to a Bed

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on March 22, 2012| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

47. Scullery Maid

The lowest rung on the ladder of Great House help; often preoccupied with plucking fowl and scaling fish. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 7, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

48. Manhunt

Karen Kamon song from the 1983 film Flashdance that includes the lyrics: I'm goin' on a manhunt, turn it around, Women have been hunted, now they're huntin' around. See also 80's, Women.

Added by Anthony on December 4, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

49. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

50. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on November 6, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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I once ran off to Paris and now sit on a bench.

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