BleededEyesight's Entries
Funny Things to Do
2. Looking At A Cat's Eyes To Figure Out The Time.
At the time I'm posting this, the cat's eyes would be a needle. See also Cats.
Funny Advice
5. The Saying That Money Can't Buy You Happiness is a Lie Because You Can Buy a Dog.
See also Dogs.
Funny Observations
6. If You're Drowning in Saltwater, Your Lungs Will Start to Bleed, So You End Up Drowning in Saltwater and Your Own Blood.
As if you needed to be more scared of the ocean. See also Death.
Funny Anti-Jokes
8. My Girlfriend Broke Up with Me, So I Took Her Wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back.
Funny Observations
9. There Are More Funny Observations Then Funny TV Shows
Proved by this. See also Meta.