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Funny Things to Do

51. Reading Playboy for the Articles

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Funny Things to Do

52. Saying Lllllladies After Everything

Just another way to act like a creep. Sooooo, how's it going? Lllllladies. Often employed with the eyebrow waggle.

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Funny Things to Do

53. Hitting Someone over the Head with a Frying Pan

Disgruntled wives, unite! See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Things to Do

54. Fighting "Razzle" with "Dazzle"

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Funny Toys

55. My Little Pony

Why yes, their butts do smell like cake! See also 80's.

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Funny Animals

56. Mini-Pigs

Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.

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Funny Clothes

57. Boxers

Really just a very large pair of shorts.

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Funny Euphemisms

58. Giving Someone an Education

A form of yelling at your kids that teaches them something. Namely, about 15 different swear words. See also Parents.

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Funny Euphemisms

59. Of the Asian Persuasion

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Funny Euphemisms

60. Grain Consuming Animal Unit

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