CaptainKrill's Entries
Funny Foods
61. Surströmming
Quite literally sour herring. It's fermented with care (!) for about a year. When the can starts to bulge, it's time to eat. Often eaten outdoors because of its awful stench and even then not much approved of by anyone within 1000 feet. See also Fish, Swedish.
Funny Insults
62. Well, Go to the Sahara Desert and Bury Yourself!
When "Go die (in a hole)" just isn't dramatic enough.
Funny Names
63. Diva Muffin
Not just a delicious baked good, but also one of Frank Zappa's children. See also Celebrities.
Funny Names
64. Celebrity Noun Names
Apple. Sparrow. Pilot Inspektor. Moon Unit. Hopper. Calico. Dash. Be original! Find your baby name in the dictionary. See also Celebrities.
Funny Phobias
65. Lupaslipaphobia
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table whilst wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. See also Comics, Gary Larson.
Funny Questions
67. Why is There a Dead Pakistani on My Couch?
Funny for two reasons: 1. How the heck do you know he's a Pakistani? You can't really ask him. 2. Google thinks this is the most plausible thing you are wondering when you type in "why is there". See also Internet.
Funny Sayings
68. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus
Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.
Funny Sayings
69. My Knee Feels Like It's Been Tonya Hardinged
Making a very outdated pop culture reference while vividly complaining about joint pain and making up a verb. The holy trinity of old people. See also Iceskating.
