CaptainKrill's Entries
Funny Things to Do
72. Rubbing Your Beard
To emphasize that you are deep in thought. Extra points if you don't actually have a beard.
Funny Things to Do
73. Running Through Suburbia Ferris Bueller Style
Extra points if you steal someone's drink. See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
74. Making Outdated Pop Culture References to "Connect" with the Younger Generation.
So.... how about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? See also Celebrities.
Funny Things to Do
75. Not Wearing Any Pants
Extra points if you have VERY CLOSE neighbors or if you aren't home alone.
Funny Words
77. DisGUSting
The word Tyra Banks is trying to turn in to the new "FIERCE". As in: Giiiirrrrl, you look disGUSting today. Emphasize the GUS if you don't want to commit a social faux pas See also Celebrities.
Funny Words
78. Puppenhaus
Pronounced "POOP-en-hows", a very unpleasant name for a dollhouse. See also German, Scatological.