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Funny Sayings

81. I-I Forgot My Lines.

Me: You dropped them from a trail to your house, Clumsy Carol.
Clumsy Carol: Oh, so that's why my parents came here. Including some strangers.

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Funny Sayings

82. The 80's Is the Best Decade Ever

Me: "In your opinion."
My Friend: "I wanted to say that!" See also 80's.

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Funny T-Shirts

83. Help! I'm Being Friendzoned.

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Funny Things

84. Chapped Lips

Very noticeable. See also Body.

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Funny Things

85. Flowers

Are cesspools of bee urine and hummingbird spit.

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Funny Things

86. Lips

Used to close the mouth airtight shut, to hold food and drink inside, to keep out unwanted objects, and to spread germs by kissing. See also Body.

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Funny Things

87. Coughdrops

Dear Coughdrops, please drop my coughs. I am tired of coughing whilst trying to kiss my date. It's happened before.

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Funny Things

88. Sh*tty Games

Games where you can feel at, um, BATHROOM.

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Funny Things to Do

89. Go To Night Club

Dumb Me: "I found lots of people."

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Funny Things to Do

90. Say Things Too Fast In Rap Songs

Guesst thinks this is just plain dumb.

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