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61. Happy People

Are 2x more likely to get hit by falling pianos than unhappy people are.

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62. Time Heals All Wounds

I broke someone's watch.

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63. Me and My Spouse Are So Happy!

This Instagram post was posted three weeks ago. They divorced one week ago.

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64. Love Is...

...to be avoided at all costs. See also Love.

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65. A Friend Is...

...someone who doesn't know how much you hate them.

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66. Just Give Up. - Grumpy Cat

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67. What Doesn't Kill You

Isn't working

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68. I Tried Looking On the Brighter Side of Life

It hurt my eyes.

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69. Stop and Smell the Roses

I saw some on the freeway.

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70. Frown

And the whole world frowns with you.

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