Guesst's Entries
Funny Dances
31. The Squat, Originally Acted by My Brother
My friend Yoo-Hoo: "It looks as if someone thought they were sittin' on a toilet."
Me: "Yeah. You walked into my brother in the bathroom and you saw him doing that 'dance move'." See also Bathroom, Exercise.
Funny Instruments
34. The Floor and the Table
An excellent duo for:
The Floor- Stomping, walking, running, tapping, smashing.
The Table- Tapping, hitting, beating, smashing, creaking.
Funny Insults
36. You Look Like Barney
As a corpse 💾💾💾💾💾 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
P.S.: That was the closest emoji I could find.
Funny Jobs
37. Awkward Texter
How to become one:
- Apply someone for their phone number and tell them about a gift card contest. (In food courts.)
-Text them awkward stuff YOU think is funny.
Notes:
- You might have to get in trouble (Obviously)
Examples(s):
- Duck Pics (not a typo) then add photo
- Crusty lips
- Man dressed up like ballerina
Funny Movies
38. Peasants Versus Kingdom
It was just a DUMB argument about if they are better or not. The Kingdom won though.