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Funny Things

21. Blah Button

Blah blah! That'd be useful for voiceless people, SARCASTIC VOICELESS PEOPLE.

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Funny Things

22. The Indestructible Pinata

It's just a watermelon with colorful paper mache wrapped around it. I guess we'll need a large knife to stab the candy outta there...

...HEY, THERE'S NONE!

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Funny Questions

23. How Did You End Up In Your Mother's Belly?

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Funny Animals

24. Inked Sea Animal

Squid. Who else? Ah, octopus.

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Funny Animals

25. Pegasus

A hornless but winged horse. Well, in Greek Mythology. Whaddaya mean it's not cute?

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Funny Anti-Jokes

26. ''Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?''

Because it didn't. It was already dead. See also Chickens.

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Funny Books

27. Empire of fires

The author only capitalized the word "Empire" because they were too lazy to capitalize the word "Fires". "Of" is just an interjection.

#NerdyJokes

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Funny Clothes

28. Duct Tape On Face

Please don't make this clothing.

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Funny Conveyances

29. Nice Plush Happy

I added mad details to it.

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Funny Dances

30. The Squat, Originally Acted by My Brother

My friend Yoo-Hoo: "It looks as if someone thought they were sittin' on a toilet."
Me: "Yeah. You walked into my brother in the bathroom and you saw him doing that 'dance move'." See also Bathroom, Exercise.

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