Guesst's Entries

Funny Places

71. ''Santa Claus''

A person that some people don't think exist.
Also a place in Indiana.

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Funny Questions

72. Does Anyone Like Food?

Me: Of course. Well, some of it.

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Funny Questions

73. How Was I Supposed To Know the Blue Ones Were Thumbtacks?

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Funny Questions

74. Why Is the Guest Image a Peanut?

Who knows? Oh, Tyler, the creator. No, not the singer!

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Funny Questions

75. Why Doh?

Mom: What? Are you asking about Play-Doh, sweet child?

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Funny Questions

76. Hey Children, Is That a Chicken?

GET HIM!!!!!

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Funny Questions

77. Why Do I Feel So Warm and Fuzzy Inside?

Because I ate someone's pet hamster.

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Funny Questions

78. And What's the Magic Word?

Person: NOW!
Me: Okay! We heard you the first 123 times!

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Funny Quotes

79. Try Not To Laugh

Me: MAKE ME! MAKE ME!

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Funny Quotes

80. If You Hate Something, Set It Free.

If it returns to you, destroy it.

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