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Funny Euphemisms

251. Conjoined Eyepatch Twins

Also known as a blindfold.

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Funny Jobs

252. Golf Ball Diver

Dives in the ponds at golf courses to retrieve lost golf balls. See also Golf.

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Funny Phrases

253. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

254. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

255. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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Funny Euphemisms

256. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

257. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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Funny Insults

258. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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Funny Products

259. Eye Plugs

Ears have them. Eyes should too. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

260. Taking a Bath in Spaghetti

And pretending you’re a big meatball. See also Pasta.

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