Guest Entries
Funny Euphemisms
251. Being Sent to the Centaur Office
Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Instruments
252. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.
Funny Dances
259. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching
“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”
Funny Insults
260. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.
