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Funny Quotes

301. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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Funny Things to Do

302. Riding a Horse Through the Car Wash

See also Horses.

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Funny Things to Do

303. Going to the Bookstore and Asking to Check out Books

See also Pranks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

304. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Diseases

305. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

306. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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Funny Observations

307. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home

See also Elderly, Ghosts.

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Funny Observations

308. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself

See also Anxiety.

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Funny Observations

309. Replying “k” in Morse Code is Still Passive-Aggressive

-.-

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Funny Observations

310. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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