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Funny Euphemisms

351. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Toys

354. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

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Funny Things to Do

355. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

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Funny Drinks

356. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

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Funny Animals

357. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

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Funny Animals

358. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

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Funny Jobs

360. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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