Guest Entries
Funny Insults
361. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.
Funny Places
362. Austria
And everyone who has accidentally flown there instead of Australia. See also European.
Funny Things to Do
365. Falling in a Muddy River, Taking Your Socks off to Dry, Getting a Splinter from Walking Barefoot, and then Having to Walk a Mile Back to Your Car in Wet Socks
Funny Books
366. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School
Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Insults
368. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze
Funny Observations
369. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar
See also Books.
Funny Observations
370. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones
Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.
