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Funny Books

361. Harry Potter and the Normal Year of School

Harry needs a year without drama. See also Harry Potter, Made Up.

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Funny Insults

362. You Look Like You Go to Bed Without Showering After Working Out

See also Exercise, Hygiene.

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Funny Insults

363. You Look Like You Steal Babies and Turn Them into Goblins at the Center of a Maze

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Funny Observations

364. Every Bookmark That Costs More Than a Dollar is a Waste of Money—Just Use the Dollar

See also Books.

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Funny Observations

365. The Fastest Elevators Are the Broken Ones

Assuming that you want to go down. See also Dark.

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Funny Sayings

366. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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Funny Instruments

367. Toenails

They go clickity clack.

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Funny Dances

368. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Funny Observations

369. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

370. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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