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Funny Nicknames

361. Sir Barbington of Wire

Inventor of security.

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Funny Diseases

362. Worcestershiresauceixa

Like dyslexia, but instead you can’t say Worcestershire sauce.

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Funny Insults

363. You Look Like You Run with Wet Socks on Just to Feel Something

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Funny Nicknames

364. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

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Funny Observations

365. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

366. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

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Funny Euphemisms

367. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Instruments

368. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny Things

369. A Porta-potty with Windows

See also Bathroom.

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Funny T-Shirts

370. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

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