Guest Entries
Funny Songs
363. The Economics of the Wizarding World Don’t Make Sense
By Harry and the Potters. See also Harry Potter.
Funny Foods
365. Shit on a Shingle
A US military food term—unofficial, of course! It is a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast. It is often served as a breakfast dish. See also Breakfast, Military.
Funny Sayings
366. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Funny Observations
368. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.
Funny Words
369. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious
Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.
Funny Questions
370. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.