Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
361. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
362. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Words
363. Schnapsidee
German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Insults
364. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut
See also Donuts.
Funny Anti-Jokes
365. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.