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Funny Insults

331. You Look Like You Miss the Turn Lane Every Time and Have to Cut Across Traffic

See also Cars.

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Funny Observations

332. Water is Reverse Poison

It kills you if you don’t drink it. See also Water.

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Funny Jobs

333. Mathemagician

Like a magician, but instead of magic tricks they do math. See also Math, Nerds.

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Funny Books

334. Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics Shop

Indeed, why paint cats? See also Cats.

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Funny Jobs

335. Legger

From the middle ages. Involved putting your feet on the sides of a tunnel while lying on a boat and use your legs to move to boat.

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Funny Things to Do

336. Splitting Your Pants

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

337. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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Funny Sayings

338. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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Funny Words

339. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

340. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2025| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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