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Funny Quotes

381. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

382. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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Funny Words

383. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Insults

384. You Look Like You Wiggle Your Fingers and Say, “I’ve Been Good This Week” when You See a Donut

See also Donuts.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

385. How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and humorless. See also German.

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Funny Questions

386. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?

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Funny Questions

387. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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Funny Insults

388. You Look Like You Write the Letter “S” from the Bottom Up

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Funny Clothes

389. The Rest of Crocs

Just dots on your feet. See also Shoes.

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Funny Insults

390. You Look Like You Eat Cream of Wheat Voluntarily

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