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Funny Anti-Jokes

421. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.

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Funny Diseases

422. Lack Toast and Told Her Aunt

Can be fatal. See also Dairy.

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Funny Insults

423. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye

Dad behavior.

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Funny Observations

424. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home

See also Elderly, Ghosts.

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Funny Observations

425. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself

See also Anxiety.

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Funny Observations

426. Replying “k” in Morse Code is Still Passive-Aggressive

-.-

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Funny Observations

427. Your Future Self is Saying Horrible Things About You

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Funny Observations

428. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill

He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.

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Funny Observations

429. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell

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Funny Phrases

430. Chanter en Yaourt

French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.

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