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Funny Sayings

451. You Bet Your Bottom Dollar!

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

452. Food Trident

Also known as a fork. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Advice

453. If Someone Insults You, Say “Exactly” and Confuse Them

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Funny Foods

454. Despairagus

A very sad vegetable. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

455. Slipping on a Banana Peel

It’s a classic. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

456. Red-Lipped Batfish

Cousin to the rosy lipped batfish.

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Funny Insults

457. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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Funny Instruments

458. Pocket Trumpet Shop

A trumpet designed to fit into a player’s pocket. Plays a range so high it quickly becomes irritating if in the wrong hands.

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Funny T-Shirts

459. Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Shop

Makes you question everything.

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Funny Insults

460. I Hope You Run out of Spoons, and All You Have to Eat is Soup

See also Soup.

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