Guest Entries

Funny Sayings

451. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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Funny Instruments

452. Floboe

A flute and an oboe combined. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

453. Unicorns and mermaids aren’t real. But unicorn mermaids are, and they’re are called narwhals.

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Funny Words

454. Eellogofusciouhipoppokunurious

Old-timey slang meaning “very good, very fine.” See also Old-Timey, Slang.

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Funny Questions

455. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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Funny Questions

456. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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Funny Insults

457. You’re So Ugly, the Monsters Check Above the Bed to See if You Are There

See also Monsters.

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Funny Animals

458. Boost the Cow

Boost is a purple cow that help fight credit card scams with John Cena.

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Funny Advice

459. Use Code NETFLIX to Get 50% off Your Grades

See also Schools.

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Funny Diseases

460. Cowvid-19

Covid for cows. See also Cows, Made Up.

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