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Funny Advice

481. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

482. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Insults

483. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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Funny Insults

484. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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Funny Insults

485. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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Funny Advice

486. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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Funny Diseases

487. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Observations

488. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

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Funny Questions

489. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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Funny Questions

490. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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