Guest Entries

Funny Names

501. “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’.”

What if God came down to earth and said, “Actually… it’s pronounced ‘Jod’”? See also Religion.

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Funny Nicknames

502. Mary the Fart Fairy

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Insults

503. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

504. Pretending You’re Dead to See if Your Dog Reacts

It won’t. See also Dogs.

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Funny Things to Do

505. Riding Brooms Around Your Block

Bonus points for cackling like a witch.

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Funny Observations

506. The Rio Grande River is Really The Big River River

Who knew? Spanish speakers, that’s who. See also Rivers, Spanish.

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Funny Euphemisms

507. Fiddlesticks

A nice word for any number of bad words.

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Funny Insults

508. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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Funny Insults

509. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End

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Funny Euphemisms

510. Elbowpit

Similar to an armpit, the moist skin beneath your elbow.

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