Guest Entries
Funny Anti-Jokes
517. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?
It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.
Funny Things to Do
519. Eat Your Teeth
You can eat them if you bite hard enough, trust me. See also Teeth.
Funny Things to Do
520. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it
A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.