Guest Entries

Funny Phrases

561. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Diseases

562. Covid-22

Shrek rubs you with his feet.

Added by a Guest on December 11, 2022| 14 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

563. What Do You Call an Elephant with No Ears?

It’s still an elephant. See also Elephants.

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Funny Phobias

564. Foebeuh

Teh feer off speelng sumting rite. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

565. Eat Your Teeth

You can eat them if you bite hard enough, trust me. See also Teeth.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2022| 5 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

566. Asking for a Water Cup, but Putting Soda in it

A classic victimless crime. See also Fast Food.

Added by a Guest on December 8, 2022| 3 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

567. Coal

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Funny Observations

568. Our brain skips the the second “the.”

Read it again. 😉

Added by a Guest on December 6, 2022| 7 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

569. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2022| 9 Comments | 141 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

570. Trying to Catch a Fly with Chopsticks

I’ve heard that Mr. Miyagi is still trying.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2022| 11 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike