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Funny Instruments

561. A Dog Toy in the Hand of a Child

This combination remains illegal in several countries.

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Funny Names

562. Rocket Batman

I wanted to name our cat Rocket. My brother wanted to name him Batman. This was the compromise. See also Cats.

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Funny Instruments

563. The Electric Kazoo Shop

Set the amp to 11.

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Funny Phrases

564. Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey

―Doctor Who

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Funny Anti-Jokes

565. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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Funny Advice

566. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Things

567. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

568. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

569. My wife told me I'm bad with directions so I packed up and right.

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Funny Questions

570. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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