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Funny Euphemisms

572. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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Funny Advice

573. When Getting the Ingredients to Make a Sandwich, Make a Second Sandwich

BOOM. Extra sandwich. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

574. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

You open the door.

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Funny Advice

578. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

579. Covid-Pox

See also Made-up.

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Funny Observations

580. Heat, Time, and Pressure

The three things that make a diamond are also the things that make a waffle. See also Breakfast, Jewelry.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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