Guest Entries
Funny Observations
571. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Phrases
572. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
576. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
Funny Quotes
577. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
578. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
579. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
Funny Quotes
580. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
