Guest Entries
Funny Products
583. Slimper
A small portable device that is used to apply pressure to wrinkles and creases in clothing, making them appear smooth and presentable. See also Made Up.
Funny Sayings
584. The bad news is that I dropped my 5-foot cactus.
The worse news is that I caught it.
Funny Advice
587. Carry a Fork With You
If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.
Funny Insults
589. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally
Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.