Guest Entries

Funny Names

591. Little Nostril Xavier

Lil Nas X’s full name. See also Celebrities.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2022| 4 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

592. Trying to See if the Refrigerator Light Actually Turns off when You Close It

It’s very fun.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2022| 7 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

593. You Look Like You Don’t Like Rollercoasters

Added by a Guest on October 28, 2022| 8 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

594. Touch Some Grass, Nerd

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2022| 7 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

595. You Look Like a Person Who Washes Their Hands After Taking a Shower

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2022| 6 Comments | 137 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

596. Poo Poo Point, Washington

Trailhead in King County. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2022| 4 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

597. Rosy Wolfsnail

According to Wikipedia, “this species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs.” I can only imagine watching a snail chase another snail. See also Oxymoron.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2022| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

598. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2022| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

599. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on October 22, 2022| 3 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

600. I Hope Your Old Neighbors Move out and the New Ones Are Really Judgey

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2022| 5 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike