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Funny Observations

621. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Observations

622. If You Say a Word out Loud More then 10 Times, It Doesn’t Sound Like a Word Anymore

Prove me wrong. Say “plant” or “bed.” Really, any word. See also English.

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Funny Questions

623. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

624. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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Funny Nicknames

625. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

626. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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Funny Videos

627. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

628. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

629. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

630. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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