Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

611. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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Funny Insults

612. You Look Like Your Favorite Color is Orange

See also Colors.

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Funny Instruments

613. Duck Stick

Also know as an oboe.

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Funny Observations

614. We’re All God’s Neopets, and He Forgot the Password

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Funny Advice

615. All You Need in Life is Duct Tape and WD-40

Does it move? Is it supposed to? If not, use duct tape.
Does it not move? Is it supposed to? If so, use WD-40.

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Funny Insults

616. You Look Like You Hold Orange Juice with Four Fingers Inside the Glass

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Funny Insults

617. I Hope You Step in Macaroni

Bare toes in macaroni. That’s all I hope for you. See also Cheese, Pasta.

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Funny Advice

618. You Should Always Wait Until the Last Minute to Do School Assignments

Why? Because you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

619. What Do You Call an Old Calendar?

I don’t know. Sorry guys.

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Funny Euphemisms

620. Sea Criminal

Also known as a dolphin. See also Dolphins.

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