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Funny Animals

551. Rosy Wolfsnail

According to Wikipedia, “this species is a fast and voracious predator, hunting and eating other snails and slugs.” I can only imagine watching a snail chase another snail. See also Oxymoron.

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Funny Phrases

552. Putting Polly on a Diet

No more crackers for you!

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Funny Euphemisms

553. Long-Sleeved Pants

Any pants below knee level. See also Pants.

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Funny Insults

554. I Hope Your Old Neighbors Move out and the New Ones Are Really Judgey

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Funny Euphemisms

555. The Only Mean Canadians

Also known as geese. See also Birds, Canadian.

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Funny Insults

556. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Would Eat Popcorn with a Spoon

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Funny Animals

557. Three-Footed Booby

Kinda sus if you ask me. See also Birds, Made Up.

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Funny Insults

558. I Hope You Eat Unsalted Chips

See also Snacks.

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Funny Products

559. Shrek Body Pillow

So buttfule.

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Funny Diseases

560. Covid-17

The prequel to the prequel.

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