Guest Entries

Funny Things to Do

531. Placing Framed Photos of Yourself in Every House You Visit

They can’t stop you. They probably won’t notice. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things to Do

532. Drinking the Shower Water While Showering

See also Bathroom.

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Funny Instruments

533. A Dog Toy in the Hand of a Child

This combination remains illegal in several countries.

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Funny Names

534. Rocket Batman

I wanted to name our cat Rocket. My brother wanted to name him Batman. This was the compromise. See also Cats.

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Funny Instruments

535. The Electric Kazoo Shop

Set the amp to 11.

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Funny Phrases

536. Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey

―Doctor Who

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Funny Anti-Jokes

537. I Put the Sexy in Dyslexia

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Funny Advice

538. Wait Until the Last Minute to Do Your Homework

That way you’ll be older and therefore wiser. See also Procrastination, Schools.

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Funny Things

539. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Euphemisms

540. Booty Burp

Also known as a fart. See also Flatulence.

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