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531. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2024| 2 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

532. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Guys, I Think We Have a Problem” When Something Goes Wrong

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2024| 6 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

533. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who Says “Bless You” when Someone Farts

534. Caesar in the Freezer

Alternative to Elf on the Shelf.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2023| 9 Comments | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

535. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2023| 9 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

536. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2023| 5 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

537. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2023| 6 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

538. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2023| 3 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

539. You Look Like the Kind of Person Who on the Last Day of School Before Winter Break Says, “See You Next Year!”

Dork.

Added by a Guest on December 24, 2023| 8 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2023| 1 Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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