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Funny Insults

491. Between You and Me, One of Us is Smarter than You

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 7 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

492. A Bed is a Wireless Charger for a Human

See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on October 16, 2024| 5 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

493. Spitting Out All the Watermelon Seeds at Once Like a Machine Gun

A summer classic.

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Funny Dances

494. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

495. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

496. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

497. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

498. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2024| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

499. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 12 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

500. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 4 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike