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Funny Observations

491. If You Step on a Person’s Foot, They Open Their Mouth

Just like trash cans. See also Garbage.

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Funny Insults

492. You Look Like You Would Say “I Needed This” Under Your Breath After You Laugh for a Long Time With Your Friends

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Funny Advice

493. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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Funny Advice

494. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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Funny Euphemisms

495. Bippityboppityheartstoppity

Also known as a heart attack.

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Funny Euphemisms

496. Horse Tornado

Also known as a merry-go-round. See also Horses.

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Funny Insults

497. You’re So Tall That Every Time You Get into the Car You Get Slightly More Concussed

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Funny Questions

498. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on November 7, 2024| 6 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

499. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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Funny Things to Do

500. Staring into Someone’s Soul While Playing a Card Game

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