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Funny Quotes

493. “Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold.”

A literal classic. 💅🏽

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Funny Words

494. Opscheplooper

One who depends on the generosity of others for meals. See also South African.

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Funny Words

495. Frumberdling

Old English for adolescents.

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Funny Words

496. Uhtceare

Old English for lying awake in bed feeling anxious.

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Funny Words

497. Fandangle

A splendid but useless ornament.

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Funny Insults

498. You Look Like You’d Slip on a Banana Peel

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Funny Insults

499. You Look Like You’d Carry a Bike to School

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Funny Anti-Jokes

500. Why Did the Doctor Bring a Ladder to Work?

Because he could not reach the top shelf. See also Doctors.

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