Guest Entries

Funny Dances

491. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

492. You Give off Wet Sock Vibes

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2024| 2 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

493. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 9 Comments | 70 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

494. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 1 Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

495. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2024| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

496. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 12 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

497. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 4 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

498. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 12 Comments | 134 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

499. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 5 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

500. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2024| 5 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike