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Funny Songs

491. New Jeans

By K-pop group New Jeans, this song was featured on their album “New Jeans.” I’m starting to notice a pattern🧐

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Funny Things to Do

492. Playing “Go Fish“ Against a Literal Fish

You: Fish, do you have the fishing rod?
Fish: Blubbering angrily. See also Fish.

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Funny Words

493. Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

A real word. Just ask Google.

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Funny Quotes

494. “The kid is not my son.”

―Michael Jackson

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Funny Things

495. Burger King Cup on the Ground Behind a Wendy’s

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Funny Foods

496. Oatmeal Made with Oat Milk

The vegan equivalent of cooking a calf in its mother’s milk.

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Funny Insults

497. You Look Like You’d Bring 18 People to an 18+ Movie

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Funny Observations

498. You Would Get in the Ocean if There Was a Dead Body Floating out There Somewhere, but You Wouldn’t Dare Get in a Pool with a Corpse

Ratios and expectations.

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Funny Phrases

499. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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Funny Instruments

500. Serpent

An instrument from the renaissance period.

“What the devil is that!?”
― Mendelssohn, upon hearing a serpent.

(He would go on to use the instrument in many compositions.) See also Snakes.

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