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Funny Questions

461. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

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Funny Questions

462. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?

A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.

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Funny People

464. Fuggers

Residents of the Austrian town of Fugging, once called F*cking. See also Austrian.

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Funny Things to Do

465. Going to McDonald’s and Ordering the Lobster

See also Fast Food.

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Funny Clothes

466. Socklettos

IYKYK.

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Funny Sayings

467. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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Funny Euphemisms

468. Tree Hair

Also known as leaves. See also Hair, Trees.

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Funny Diseases

469. Cheese Deficiency

Life is nothing without cheese. See also Cheese.

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Funny Phobias

470. Onuxophobia

The fear of fingernails.

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