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Funny Nicknames

461. Lord Traffic Cone Assaulter

Someone tried to throw a traffic cone at me, and that’s their name now.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

462. Fish Do Be Funny Like That

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

463. Our Brain Skips the Second “the”.

Read it again. I just wasted your time.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2024| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

464. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

465. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

466. A Porta-potty with Windows

See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

467. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

468. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

469. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

470. Chocolate Juice

See also Chocolate.

Added by a Guest on November 25, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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