Guest Entries
Funny Observations
311. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill
He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.
Funny Observations
312. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Phrases
313. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
317. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
Funny Quotes
318. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
319. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
320. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.