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Funny Things to Do

271. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

272. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

273. The Screaming Hairy Armadillo

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

274. Moustached Puffbird

Accurate. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on December 27, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

276. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

277. Cargo Space?

Car no go space, car go road. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

278. Hamburgrrrrrrr

Gets angry when you try to eat it. See also Made Up, Meat.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

279. You Look Like the Type of Guy Who Would Bake Bacon

See also Breakfast, Meat.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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