Guest Entries
Funny Songs
3731. Tubthumping Shop
Chart-topping hit from English band Chumbawamba featured in such hit films as Home Alone 3, Joe Somebody, and Airbud 2.
Funny Phrases
3732. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
3733. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
3734. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
3735. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.
Funny Words
3737. Discalceate
This word comes from Latin, but is an English word that means to take off your shoes. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
3738. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3740. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.