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3751. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

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Funny Names

3752. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

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Funny Euphemisms

3753. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

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Funny Insults

3754. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

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Funny Products

3755. Sick Bear

A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets". See also Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3756. Bubble and Squeak

According to Wikipedia, "a traditional English dish made with the shallow-fried leftover vegetables from a roast dinner." See also Breakfast, British.

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Funny Euphemisms

3757. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3758. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

3759. Lickskillet, Alabama

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Funny Names

3760. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster

I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof. See also Masculine.

Added by a Guest on May 16, 2009| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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