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Funny Things to Do
3751. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
Funny Diseases
3752. Parrot Fever
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.
Funny Words
3758. Petcocks Shop
Small valve used to control the flow of liquid or gas. See also Sophomoric.
Funny People
3760. Vince Offer
Excitable pitchman for the ShamWow! towels and the Slap Chop food chopper and a former Scientologist. See also Commercials.