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Funny Phrases

3791. Cutting a Rug

... with your razor-sharp dancin' shoes.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3792. Wavicle

A subatomic particle that acts both like a wave and a particle. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on January 20, 2011| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3793. Bric-a-brac

Random knickknacks and such. See also French.

Added by a Guest on January 16, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3794. Brother from Another Mother

See also Family.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3795. Watching TV in the Bathroom

See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

3796. Gussets

The reinforced fabric found in the crotch of panty hose.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3797. Collywobbles

A feeling of fear or apprehension characterized by uneasiness in the belly.

Added by a Guest on December 21, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

3798. Smackover, Arkansas

A real place. My mom lived there.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3799. Shneee

Apparently a word for smoke that comes from a dragon's lair. See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3800. He Could Eat Crackers in My Bed Anytime

An expression old ladies use in West Texas to describe a particularly handsome man. Eating crackers in bed, and thus leaving crumbs, is something average Joes are never allowed to do. See also Sex.

Added by a Guest on December 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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