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Funny Questions

3791. Why Would I Want to Kiss the Lips at Night, That Chew My Ass All Day?

My grandpa always tell my grandma this when she wanted a kiss at night. See also Marriage.

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Funny Words

3792. Disemvowel

To remove the vowels from a piece of text as a form of censure.

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Funny Words

3793. Apivorous

Not sure how often one would use this word, but it's an adjective meaning "bee-eating". Remember for your next SAT. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

3794. Better Late than Pregnant

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Funny Advice

3795. Eat It, Don't Tweet It

In other words, stop taking photos of your food. See also Hipsters, Internet.

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Funny Insults

3796. Wart Nibbler

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Funny Words

3797. Mobbins

A word used to describe anything. Similar to thingamajig, whachamacallit, or chingadera.

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Funny Names

3798. Kenneth Kenworthy

True story. Knew the kid my freshmen year of college. People sometimes called him Ken-Ken. See also Redundant.

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Funny Words

3799. Sphygmomanometer

Fancy word for blood pressure meter. See also Medical.

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Funny Jobs

3800. Extreme AC Repairman

No matter how much my job sucks, I'm thankful not to have to hang off balconies to fix other people's AC units. Regardless, the dedication of these repairmen is admirable.

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