Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
3831. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
Funny Things to Do
3832. Power Walking While Smoking a Cigarette
Merely keeps you the same exact healthiness due to the two activities canceling one another out. See also Exercise.
Funny Things to Do
3833. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
3834. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.
Funny Words
3836. Discalceate
This word comes from Latin, but is an English word that means to take off your shoes. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
3837. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3839. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
3840. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
