Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
3831. Slapped-Face Disease
It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
Funny Things
3832. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Jobs
3833. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
3834. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.
Funny People
3837. Beliebers
Fans of the teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. Today, there are currently 11,000,000 beliebers on Facebook and 5,000,000 on Twitter. These numbers continue to grow in size each day as more people catch Bieber Fever. See also Singers.
Funny Words
3838. Occiput
Pronounced "awk si put", it's a word for the back of the skull. See also Body.
