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Funny Sayings

3871. I've Been Around the Block a Few Times

That's because you were too drunk to find the house. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Sayings

3872. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The triple-whammy of blasphemous exclamations. See also Religion.

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Funny Animals

3873. Blue-Footed Booby

A awkward bird with blue feet.

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Funny Advice

3874. XYZPDQ

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Funny People

3875. Human Maypoles

Even better when people skip around said human maypole.

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Funny Sayings

3876. Going Down Like a Homesick Mole

South African expression praising the first beer of the day. See also African.

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Funny Sayings

3877. All Your Base Are Belong to Us

A quote from the poorly translated video game "Zero Wing". This later went on to become an internet meme. See also Video Games.

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Funny Things to Do

3878. Stealing Someone's Lunch

What do you suppose bullies do with all the food they steal from the innocent? See also Bullies, Food.

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Funny Advice

3879. Better to Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth than to Get Caught Looking in the Other End

See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2008| 4 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

3880. Cagoule

A waterproof jacket, that by definition is either bright orange or bright yellow. Often worn by those over 40 with leather sandles and rainbow socks. See also Middle Age.

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