Guest Entries

3861. Hair

When it's on your head, it's pretty. Once it's off your head, everyone thinks it's disgusting. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| 2 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3862. Rewinding a Scene of Geese Flying

So they fly backwards. See also Animals, Birds.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| 3 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3863. Meep

Meep, meep. Kind of like a beep, but cuter and for mice. See also Animals.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2008| 10 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3864. Ten-Color Pen Shop

The four-color pen on steroids. See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 4 Comments | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3865. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 15 Comments | 73 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3866. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 5 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3867. Sweater Vests Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 4 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3868. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3869. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 2 Comments | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 3 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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