Guest Entries
Funny Diseases
3693. Slapped-Face Disease
It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
Funny Things
3694. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Jobs
3695. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
3696. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.
Funny People
3699. Beliebers
Fans of the teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. Today, there are currently 11,000,000 beliebers on Facebook and 5,000,000 on Twitter. These numbers continue to grow in size each day as more people catch Bieber Fever. See also Singers.
Funny Words
3700. Occiput
Pronounced "awk si put", it's a word for the back of the skull. See also Body.