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Funny Things to Do
3681. Playing the Piano With Your Feet
Something my old music teacher told us not to do. See also Music.
Funny Things to Do
3682. Strapping Soapy Scrub Brushes to Your Feet and Skating Around The Kitchen
You know, to clean it.
Funny Words
3684. Discalceate
This word comes from Latin, but is an English word that means to take off your shoes. See also Shoes.
Funny Things to Do
3685. Sitting in a Lawn Chair on the Side of the Road Watching Traffic
Perfected with a can of Bud Light. Made famous by the citizens of Tennessee. See also Cars.
Funny Things to Do
3687. Shaving With a Real Knife
As perfected by Crocodile Dundee. See also Bathroom.
Funny Things to Do
3688. Gesticulating With a Pipe
Even if you don't smoke a pipe, still have one on you so that you can hold it by the bowl and give emphasis to your statements by gesticulating with it. See also Old-Timey, Tobacco.
Funny Sayings
3689. Crap a Sh*t
When cursing becomes so bland it turns into a statement. See also Profanity.
Funny Words
3690. Avuncular
To be related to an uncle, or suggestive of an uncle, especially in kindliness or geniality. I eat when I'm feeling avuncular. See also Family.
