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Funny Drinks

3651. Yorsch

A 50/50 mix of Vodka and beer. Enjoy. See also Alcohol, Russian.

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Funny Sayings

3652. So This Dyslexic Guy Walks into a Bra...

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Funny Quotes

3653. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

3654. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Phrases

3655. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

3656. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Names

3657. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers football player. See also Football, Sports.

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Funny Places

3658. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland

They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!

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Funny Advice

3659. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese

Think about it.

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Funny Movies

3660. Fred Ott's Sneeze

The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.

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