Guest Entries
Funny Movies
3652. Secrets of the Mountain Shop
Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.
Funny Nicknames
3654. Zeus Toots
For those who pass gas like thunder and lightning. See also Flatulence, Greek.
Funny Quotes
3655. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Animals
3656. Mute Swan
Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.
Funny Insults
3657. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.
Funny Words
3659. Monorchism
The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.
Funny Drinks
3660. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.
