Guest Entries
Funny Instruments
3651. Swinette
An instrument comprised of two horse hairs stretched across a hog's behind and picked by one's teeth.
Funny Words
3653. Batragophogus
An adjective with Greek origins for feeding upon frogs, e.g. the French are a particularly batragophogus people.
Funny Things
3654. Etched Rock N' Roll Mirrors
Remember these? You'd win them at carnivalsmy brother had the Van Halen mirror. I'm waiting for their comeback along with rock n' roll, nylon, velcro wallets. See also 80's.
Funny Things
3655. Sniper Crowbar
A crowbar with a sniper scope attached. See also Violence, Weapons.
Funny Animals
3657. The Chicken Who Didn't Cross the Road
He didn't cross the road because he didn't want his motive questioned. See also Jokes.
Funny People
3658. Walloon
A french-speaking person who lives in Belgium. See also European, French.
Funny Words
3659. Vomitory
An entrance cutting through the seats of a theater; not to be confused with a vomitorium. See also Theater, Vomit.
Funny Diseases
3660. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.
