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Funny Nicknames

3651. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 3 Comments | 54 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3652. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2014| 9 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3653. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 20, 2014| 5 Comments | 151 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3654. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

3655. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 6 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

3656. Every Breath You Take Shop

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2014| 16 Comments | 51 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3657. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2014| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

3658. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2014| 4 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

3659. Secrets of the Mountain Shop

Basically one long commercial for Procter & Gamble and Walmart.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2014| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3660. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2014| 3 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike