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Funny Euphemisms
3654. Shut the Front Door
Commonly heard, G-rated phrase from young kids in lieu of "Shut the F*** Up". See also Profanity.
Funny Things to Do
3656. Twirling Your Mustache
When deep in thought, twirl your mustache. This conveys to others just how deep in thought you are.
Funny Diseases
3657. Parrot Fever
Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.