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Funny Words

3651. Umpteenth

What does umpteenth even mean? Why do parents always use it? See also Numbers.

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Funny Foods

3652. Peanut Butter with Peanuts Labeled as an Ingredient

Duh. See also Redundant.

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Funny Sayings

3653. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

3654. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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Funny Advice

3655. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

3656. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Things to Do

3657. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

3658. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

3659. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

3660. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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