Guest Entries
Funny Words
3621. Jiggle
Funny Words
3622. Foibles
Funny Diseases
3625. Slapped-Face Disease
It's an actual disease. It looks like you have been slapped everywhere, and it itches like crazy.
Funny Things
3626. Gelmet
When someone uses so much gel that their hair becomes a protective device for their skull. See also Portmanteau.
Funny Jobs
3627. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.
Funny Foods
3628. Kartoffelpuffer
German for 'potato cake.' It is pronounced 'kartoffel poofer.' See also German.