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Funny Euphemisms

3621. Fluffing Bunnies

A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Sayings

3622. Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys

A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.

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Funny Drinks

3623. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

3624. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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Funny Insults

3625. Russian Doll

Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.

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Funny Sayings

3626. The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat Free.

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Sayings

3627. There Are Two Things I Hate, Racists and Norwegians

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Funny Words

3628. Kibosh

To put an end to something.

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Funny Instruments

3629. Drumbone

Used by the Blue Man Group. Essentially a twisty PVC pipe that slides like a trombone and is played by hitting it with sticks.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2014| 1 Comment | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3630. Who?

You know... what's his name. The one who, erm... um... you know the one.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2014| 12 Comments | 29 people like this You Like This | Unlike