Guest Entries

3621. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on May 3, 2014| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3622. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2014| 8 Comments | 72 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3623. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

3624. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2014| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3625. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 6 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

3626. Mellophone

A trumpet on steroids or a baritone that needs a workout? Or maybe just the French horn's American cousin?

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 5 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

3627. Mumpsimus

A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2014| 5 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

3628. Cotard's Syndrome

A mental illness in which someone thinks he or she is a walking copse. See also Zombies.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2014| 11 Comments | 50 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

3629. Mr. E

Good name for a detective. (Say it aloud.)

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2014| 22 Comments | 118 people like this You Like This | Unlike