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Funny Sayings

3621. Same Sh*t, Different Toilet

When the second option is just as bad as the first. See also Profanity.

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Funny Insults

3622. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

3623. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

3624. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Sayings

3625. Friends are Like Cows, If You Eat Them They Will Die

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Funny Advice

3626. Be Yourself. Unless You're a Unicorn. Then be a Unicorn.

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Funny Questions

3627. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

Added by a Guest on November 28, 2013| 5 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

3628. Durian Fruit Shop

Reportedly stinks like a rotten skunk carcass stuffed with fish.

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Funny Things to Do

3629. Tattooing a Reminder on the Inside of Your Eyelids

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Funny Instruments

3630. Gong Shop

Sounds like its name.

Added by a Guest on November 19, 2013| 3 Comments | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike