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Funny Sayings

3621. You Gotta Risk It to Get the Biscuit

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Funny Words

3622. Archipelago

A chain of islands. Sounds like a Spanish pelican.

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Funny Advice

3623. Never Trust Someone Who Puts in the Milk, then the Cereal

See also Breakfast.

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Funny Euphemisms

3624. Technicolor Yawn

Euphemism for vomit. See also Vomit.

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Funny Things to Do

3625. Taking a Stuffed Animal to the Vet

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

3626. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due to the Economy, We Are Going to Have to Let One of You Go."

See also Children, Pranks.

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Funny Places

3627. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Nicknames

3628. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Sayings

3629. There's No Mean Way to Say "Bubbles"

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Funny Sayings

3630. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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