Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
3623. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."
See also Breakfast.
Funny Euphemisms
3624. Squeezing the Lemon
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Funny Places
3628. Boring, Oregon and Dull, Scotland
They have sign posts proclaiming their pairing. Dull boring forever!
Funny Advice
3629. The Early Bird Gets the Worm, but the Second Mouse Gets the Cheese
Think about it.
Funny Movies
3630. Fred Ott's Sneeze
The first motion picture to be copyrighted in the United States, it's a five-second film of one of Thomas Edison's assistants enjoying a pinch of snuff. See also Old-Timey.
