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Funny TV Shows

3661. 20 Minute Workout

This show burst onto the scene in the early 80's, usually with 2 to 3 girls performing an aerobic excerise routine. My brother would watch the show...not because he was "following" the routine.. but because he thought the girls were cute.
They matched their bodysuits, leggings...
Bess Motta the lead instructor was awesome! See also 80's, Aerobics, Exercise.

Added by a Guest on July 9, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

3662. Octocontrabass Clarinet

A gigantic clarinet with a range so low it is inaudible to humans. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

3663. Wackford Squeers

A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his name—a sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.

Added by a Guest on July 7, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

3664. Zelophehad

It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3665. A "Crisis"

Also known as a "Victorian Crisis", this is an euphemism most famously used in the works of D.H. Lawrence and meaning an orgasm, e.g. "Miss Mercy Plimpington! Where are you, young harlot?" "She can't talk now, love. She's having a crisis." "Oh I say!" See also Old-Timey, Romance.

Added by a Guest on July 2, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3666. Fancy Balls

For someone that is being particularly picky or whiny.

Added by a Guest on June 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

3667. Sick Bear

A vessel for vomiting children. And I thought those were just called "buckets" or "toilets". See also Babies, Bathroom, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3668. Bubble and Squeak

According to Wikipedia, "a traditional English dish made with the shallow-fried leftover vegetables from a roast dinner." See also Breakfast, British.

Added by a Guest on June 2, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3669. Do Yourself a Disservice

Term for accidentally eliminating in one's pants. E.g. "If you don't stop laughing so hard after drinking all that Coke, you're going to do yourself a disservice!" See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3670. Reversal of Fortune

Euphemism for vomiting, e.g. "Oh no, Jake is having a reversal of fortune after that great shrimp dinner!" See also Body.

Added by a Guest on May 21, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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