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Funny Quotes

4121. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4122. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say, Don't Say Anything at All

Where's the fun in that?

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

4123. Sweater Vests Shop

It's a sweater. It's a vest. It's a sweater vest.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4124. Assumed Room Temperature

Euphemism for death.

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Funny Things

4125. Cardboard Kegger

Event of choice for those who like to party with boxed wine. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Phrases

4126. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4127. Sassafras

See also Trees.

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Funny Phrases

4128. It's Britney, Bitch

I said, "It's Britney, Bitch". See also Celebrities, Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

4129. Fucking, Austria

Yep. See also European, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4130. Hornswoggle

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2008| 19 Comments | You Like This |

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